"The best of us can find happiness in misery."

9th July 2014

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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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9th July 2014

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Why are we embarrassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise?
— Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie (via narobe)

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7th July 2014

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best-of-memes:

Modern ghosts … 

7th July 2014

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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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7th July 2014

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Yesterday morning me

Yesterday morning me

7th July 2014

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

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Here’s my youngest sister’s:

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And here is our middle sister’s:

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know who’s going through their scene phase

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7th July 2014

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
— Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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7th July 2014

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So let’s see here. One of my friends moved in. Wouldn’t clean or pay. Kicked her out. She hates me, I hate her. I lost my virginity. And here we are.

2nd July 2014

Question reblogged from Rafael Santiago. with 103,902 notes

Anonymous said: what state do you live in?

narcotic:

Usually denial 

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2nd July 2014

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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2nd July 2014

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teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

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2nd July 2014

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2nd July 2014

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niknak79:

Dude So many 12’s

niknak79:

Dude So many 12’s

2nd July 2014

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the-disney-posts:

Love Disney, you must follow this blog!

the-disney-posts:

Love Disney, you must follow this blog!

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2nd July 2014

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