A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
Why are we embarrassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise?
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.
Here’s my youngest sister’s:
And here is our middle sister’s:
Happy Birthday Jesus!
I know who’s going through their scene phase
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Anonymous said: what state do you live in?
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
182nd day of the year.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
Dude So many 12’s
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